22
Aug
- Me:
- howdy
- Stranger:
- Have vacuum?
- Me:
- yes?
- Stranger:
- Do you keep it in good condition?
- Stranger:
- Does it serve you well?
- Stranger:
- What brand and model is it?
- Stranger:
- Where were you on the night of June 5th?
- Stranger:
- Have you ever snorted viagra?
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
