December 2009
1 post
Every time I hear this song I remember the way you...
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
1 post
“I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.”
– The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
September 2009
5 posts
Really. Don’t.
Color me popely
Ashley: He sneezed so I blessed him.
Sarah: What are you, the Pope?
“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”
– Jane Austen (via satinsheets)
August 2009
51 posts
Color me magical
Chris: How do you know I'm not here boiling society in my kitchen or something?
Ashley: Because I'm magic. Duh...
Chris: Shit.
Color me with enough blubber
Kevin: Am I the only one here who's like, freezing?
Ashley: It's because you have no fat to keep you warm.
Kevin: Was that a skinny joke? Because I take offense.
Insert the instrumentals from “Worry Rock” here
Stranger: can we be lesbians
You: LET'S GET MARRIED
You: YES
You: sorry for caps
Stranger: can u send me ur nude pics
You: oh, nevermind
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Me: hi
Stranger: waz up
Me: the ceiling!
Me: haha
Stranger: wow u seem hot
Stranger: unless u a girl
Me: um, I am
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Me: *bloop*
Stranger: hi
Me: hi
Stranger: eh tete
Me: sorry, I thought it would be funny to pretend to be a robot
Stranger: mba dita ya?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
Me: hello there
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u from?
Me: *static* sorry, can't hear you
You have disconnected.
Me: howdy
Stranger: Have vacuum?
Me: yes?
Stranger: Do you keep it in good condition?
Stranger: Does it serve you well?
Stranger: What brand and model is it?
Stranger: Where were you on the night of June 5th?
Stranger: Have you ever snorted viagra?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle! →
It’s way addicting. The following chat conversations took place here.
Color me packing
When I am finally packed, I will be ready. But not for the lonely, but loneliness.
Chris and I are over (for now, I hope). But this time it had nothing to do with the distance. Just as he was ready to try and face that aspect of it, things started to heat up between he and his dad. He says he doesn’t want to “drag me into his hell.” I told him I didn’t care. He said he...
“she was packed. she had a suitcase full of noble intentions, she had a map and a...”
– (via cigarettesonlysweeter)
Saw 500 Days
sevennation:
Of Summer. I loved it. The worst part of it was deciding whether I would rather marry him or turn into a lesbian and marry her.
I just really enjoyed the realistic aspect of it. It made me feel okay. The movie may have bothered some people, but, it was refreshing to see honesty in a movie about romance.
The ending was so clever. Oh, but that when they show that shot in the...
“Spray painting your name on an overpass is not even a grand enough gesture to...”
– (via cigarettesonlysweeter)
“You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll...”
– Looking for Alaska by John Green
Rhode Island is the only state in the United...
fuckyeahfacts:
State law permits prostitution so long as it takes place discreetly, outside public view, so the brothels function disguised as ‘spas.’
(source)
Submitted by goldenm2008
Go us?
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.”
– Helen Keller
Color me babysitter extraordinaire
Watching Mamma Mia!
Ashley: He's a cougarhunter.
6 year old girl: Um, I don't see any cougars...
Ashley: Oh. Because he's hunting them. So they hide.
Color me waiting
The irony in this title is that “Waiting” is actually the name of the song by Green Day that I stole “Dumbstruck, color me” from.
Dumbstruck, color me stupid Good luck, you’re gonna need it Where I’m going, if I get there at all
It’s a good song. Anyways.
Chris finally called me today, kind of like everything was fine. I went over. He told me he wanted...
Canada Is the World's Most Friendly Place
fuckyeahfacts:
HSBC Bank asked over 2,000 ex-pats in 48 different countries to rate their new nation of residence on ability to befriend locals, ease in joining community groups, number who learned the language and percentage that bought property. Germany and Australia followed Canada in the two and three spots respectively, while the United States placed sixth. Defying all stereotypes, France...
“The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however,...”
– John Cage (via satinsheets)
Color me feeling isolated
He got back Sunday. Today is Wednesday. He STILL hasn’t spoken to me.
This has got to stop.
Color me totally about to go to bed
All of the cutesy pictures? All how I feel right now.
